To The Chicago White Sox Club & Their Fans?
To the Chicago White Sox
Posted by Kris Lennon, to Everyone
Jul 27, 10:02 am ET
We, the undersigned, would like to offer to you our extreme gratitude for taming the Tigers in your recent series. The doubleheader sweep was especially gratifying to us and kept us in the heat of the race. We are so gratified that as a token of our appreciation, we would be willing to open negotions with you on Cliff Lee, if the price is right, which at this point may include a few club seats and a roll of Charmin.
Gratefully Yours -
The Cleveland Indians
Cleveland, OH
Ya that's how us Pale Hose role. That's right Tigers, sat your sorry butts right back down. You are one of the very few teams that can say they lost to the White Sox 3 times in 1 series, and I'm proud of it.
And we would be more than happy to get Cliff Lee, he'll fit right in with Jose Contreras' ridiculous ERA. Instead of Charmin though, we'd like a nice roll of Bounty, the quicker picker cleaner-upper. That freakin Cha-Cha-Cha Charmin Bear would be too annoying, we already have enough idiotic cubs in this city as it is.
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